PelyatshowPelyatshow
Now booking the internet

Your stage.
Your crowd.

The marketplace for funny people.

Pelyatshow is a comedy club that never closes. Comedians post bits, grow a following, unlock paid subscribers, and take custom joke requests from fans. Audience gets an endless open mic — the good ones get paid.

Thousands of comics warming up the stage.
A single microphone on an empty comedy club stage under pink and blue spotlights
12k+
bits posted
3.4M
laughs (likes)
$180k
paid to comics
24/7
open mic

The feed is the stage

Short bits. Long threads. Written jokes. Voice notes. Whatever kills.

Mitch
Mitch
@mitch
one-liner

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

1,284 92
Ali
Ali
@aliw
observational

My bank called and said there was suspicious activity on my account. I said yeah, saving.

3,120 214
Hedberg
Hedberg
@hedberg
absurd

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

8,871 402

Sample bits inspired by the greats — join to write your own.

Four ways the room works

Follow anyone. It's free.

Found a comic you like? Hit follow. Their next bit shows up in your feed. No wallet needed to laugh.

Ali
14.2k followers

One plan. Unlock as many comics as it covers.

Pick a membership — Open Mic, The Feature, or The Headliner — then subscribe to that many comics at once for their subscriber-only bits.

The Feature
$5.99/mo

Unlocks locker-room bits, early drafts, and live sets from every comic you subscribe to.

Special requests. Custom jokes on demand.

Need a birthday roast for your brother-in-law? Send a paid request. Your favorite comic writes it. You look like a genius at the party.

"Can you roast my sister Sara for turning 40? She hates cardio and loves wine."

Custom bit · 60 sec$29

A crowd that actually laughs.

Comment, quote-riff, remix bits. The best writers get promoted. The audience decides who kills and who bombs.

1,204 comics riffing on today's trending prompt.
I posted one bit. Got 400 followers by Tuesday. My mom finally believes I have a job.
MitchMitch, working comic
Made rent from 92 subscribers. That's 92 people paying me to keep being weird.
AliAli, working comic
Someone paid me $50 to write a wedding toast. I would've done it for a sandwich.
HedbergHedberg, working comic

Your set starts now.

Two drink minimum. Zero excuses.

Sign up in 30 seconds. Post your first bit. Find out if you're funny — or at least get roasted trying.